How to live like a king for very little By THOR HARRIS
1. Don’t smoke cigarettes.
2. Drive old Japanese cars. Easy and cheap to fix & they run for fucking ever.
3. Buy most of your groceries from the produce section. Most of that other shit is not actually food. You don’t need it.
4. Ride your bike instead of driving as much as you can. You need the exercise and gas is expensive.
5. Don’t have kids. They’re not miracles, they’re people. 7 billion is too fucking many. Find some other way to give your dull existence some meaning. BTW they’re expensive.
6. Get your clothes from thrift stores. With the physique you’ll have from riding your bike, you’ll look hot wearing anything.
7. Learn to fix things. Tons of great books and youtube vids on fixing anything. Or ask an old dude. People used to fix things. No shit.
8. Learn a trade – Carpentry, plumbing, electrical, auto mechanics, tailoring, computer/electronics repair, something They can’t fucking outsource. No one gives a shit about your Masters in Dostoyevsky…. fix something, dumbass, fix something!
9. If you like booze, drink at home with your neighbors. Drunk driving is for assholes, rich ones with lawyers.
10. Do people favors. It’s called Cooperation. It’s how the world worked before money. They will return the favor, or someone will. No shit. This really works.
11. Make things – Look around you. What do you see? Yah, shitty stuff made by impoverished enslaved people far away. Pick anything. Make a better one. People want good shit. You won’t get rich, but you’ll get by.
12. If you live in America – don’t get sick and avoid injury. Wear your fucking helmet and put lights on your bike.
13. Find work you love. If you can’t do that, then find a job where you love the people.
14. Junkies and addicts are like toddlers. They just want to shit all over you and everything. The messes they make can get expensive. Avoid them if you can.
15. Don’t buy shit on credit, remember what happened to America? Cash only, fuckers. Can’t afford it? Don’t fucking buy it!
16. Preventable expenses - STD’s, abortions, DWI’s, lung cancer, head injuries, speeding tickets, cirrhosis of the liver.
17. Don’t go on fancy dates if you’re not fancy. Most people kind of despise the rich anyway.
18. When you go see shows, bring a flask in. That way you can afford to buy a record.
19. If you had told me 15 years ago that Coca Cola would put tap water in plastic bottles and motherfuckers would BUY IT …… No fuckin way.
20. Don’t get cable. Asshole. There is nothing on. I promise. $100 a month ? Fuck no!
This list was edited by Stacey Yates with contributions from Jherek Bishoff, Chad Raines & Amanda Palmer. We live in a wasteful society. Live well. It don’t take much. Really.
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I agree with every word. I live by most.
Here, let’s just tidy that up a bit…
Social Justice Kittens 2014 Calendar
Social Justice Kittens 2014 Calendar (sample pages)
Duncan emailed me this a couple of weeks ago but I couldn’t post it as I didn’t (and still don’t) have internet access. Of course by the time I steal some of macca’s bandwidth, this video has been featured in as many places as Miley’s cameltoe…ok, maybe not that many.
Reblog because of that BMW
Capturing the Faces of Water
Los Angeles-based artist, photographer and architect Moses Hacmon, originally from Tel-Aviv, Isreal, is on a quest to bring water to the world, but not in the way you may think. Trying to capture the essence of something that is not visible on its own is a daunting task. Water, as the most important life-giving element, is more elusive than one may think. We can’t see water because its clear. Its clarity is the result of light passing through it. What we do see when we look at water is light reflected off of its surface. Hacmon spent years studying water and developing specific photographic techniques to capture the elusive liquid in its true form. The artist states:
“I hope with Faces of Water to deepen our connection to our source of life, both spiritually and physically. I believe that visual information is capable of advancing the way we think and how we understand our environment. Seeing is believing, and this is the first time we truly see water in its pure form…”
Hacmon developed a technique involving a special type of film with a layer of liquid iron that records the movement of the water itself. The film provides full-size negatives from which he produces the pictures we see here. The series of images is called Faces of Water. Hacmon is currently fundraising in order to exhibit his work.